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Emu Direct

| March 31, 2016

I can’t believe Emu Direct has closed down!

What I Ate Today

| March 30, 2016

6 AM: Breakfast bar 9 AM: Breakfast bar 4:30 PM: Breakfast bar 5:30 PM: Tilapia with butter wine sauce

Where Is the Riggs

| March 29, 2016

Everybody keeps asking if I bought a mini-van because I’ve been driving my dad’s.

Corpulant Saskwatch!

| March 28, 2016

I like using old blankets to soak up copious amounts of blood. You know, I’m just not a ‘paper towel’ sort of person.

Potatoes and Game Mice

| March 25, 2016

I keep debating what to do with mein autos. The Impala is a piece of crap. It needs a power steering pump and spark plugs. I don’t feel like fixing either myself. Probably cost at least $500 to keep it on the road another year. The Beagle has a problem with the headlights. I bought […]

Ashcan

| March 23, 2016

Fur Farm is sleepy!

Flowing Waters of VaJayJay

| March 22, 2016

Apparently, they turned off my water by mistake. They said they’d turn it back on today. Well, it wasn’t on when I left! I guess they can spare a man when they need to turn it off, but getting somebody out there when they make a mistake is more difficult.

Jon Waters

| March 21, 2016

Apparently, the water company CAN turn off the water at your new house without warning.

Heat Wave!

| March 20, 2016

Back to the Bach

| March 18, 2016

Check this out! The power steering on my Impala is broke.