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Supper Bowl?

| January 31, 2015

So the Super Bowl is tomorrow, right? Time for me to post the boring story of how little a shit I give about football! I’m not looking for pity, but I need to throw this out there. It sucks being the guy who’s not into football. Nobody in their right mind would intentionally choose to […]

It’s The Swiss, Damnit!

| January 29, 2015

Cocoa Banana!

| January 28, 2015

At last! Texas Instruments Webwench! Designs your filters while you take out the garbage!

This Political Correctness Crap is a Bunch of Manarchy

| January 27, 2015

It’s good to see people finally waking up the fact that political correctness is just another way of being right-wing.

Working for the Weekday

| January 26, 2015

I think I crashed the Sims 3. I tried to give a ghost the boot. Oh well, I saved just before I did it.

HAMDINGERS!

| January 24, 2015

I hate to admit I broke my promise to kill some Sims. Instead, I resurrected Joel Astroman.

Faked Potato

| January 23, 2015

The Sims is starting to lose some of its charm now that I finally caught the Death Fish. I must create a new family and kill them all. In the game.

Foiled by Baked Potato

| January 22, 2015

Anybody want a crossover from the Sims and the Smurfs? Lock that damn Brainy Smurf in a room and sell the door, quick!

Cartoons with Big Tits

| January 21, 2015

Sorry for not posting yesterday. THE SIMS. ‘Nuff said. Anyway, CGR Undertow got me thinking about who are the hottest cartoon chicks. Like, if you were a cartoon, which cartoon characters would you lust after? I don’t have a top ten list, but I gotta tell ya, it wouldn’t have any of the hyper-sexualized female […]

The Big Breakfast

| January 19, 2015

GTA V is coming out for the PC in another 2 months. It costs $60, which I think is $40 too expensive. I already have it for the PS3. Paying $60 for the privilege of playing it with a mouse (and hacking the vehicle handling files) seems a bit steep.  Waiting for a sale!