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A Very Bagel Sunday, Part 3

| November 26, 2014

And now, the thrilling conclusion of A Very Bagel Sunday. Read Part 1! And Part 2! Scene 8 – The Chase Scene Al and Charley’s car. Somewhere on the road to Bagel, Texas. Al: We did it! Charley: Wait, I see headlights behind us. Al (looking back): It’s Chief Boyardee and the Campbell’s Soup Kids! […]

Words to Avoid on Porn Sites

| August 11, 2012

A quick list of certain words and expressions one should avoid on porn sites (unless you know what they mean. And are into that sort of thing). Teen (either illegal or young-looking thirty year old) Barely legal (either illegal or young-looking twenty year old) Simulated (simulating something illegal is still usually illegal) 3D (worse 3D […]

Aggressive Couch 46: Toy Robot

| February 22, 2011

Snowarfare has gripped the residents of York County. People are already reminiscing about that unseasonably warm spell we had last week and regretting their decision to convert the snowblower into a Sno-Cone machine. With that in mind, we present Couch 46: Toy Robot! Rational, Man!: People are not rational. Nope, none. People we consider […]

Aggressive Fisting!

| January 2, 2011

We’ve taken the time to update the layout here at the Couch.  Expect BIG THINGS from us for the next 2 or 3 weeks, until real life intervenes and we’re forced to go back to our usual spotty schedule. You no longer have to find older podcasts on the ‘Aggressive Suppository” page. Find them all […]

Aggressive Couch: 40 oz

| November 8, 2010

Drink your Couch today!