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When Will VHS Make a Comeback?

| May 31, 2011

You know, like records, bellbottoms, and Atari? Here are the answers, and they might surprise you!

ADD & Loving It?!

| May 30, 2011

Go to this site and watch the intro. This is for a movie done by Pat “Red Green” McKenna and Rick “Red Green” Green, produced by Steve “Red Green” Smith. Also, check out the Bill ADDventures! And no, the Couch has the week off. And the Sectional. Has the week off.

Poodle Party

| May 29, 2011

I was looking forward to writing another long, boring entry about painting my spare bedroom, but I finished painting it last week, so we’re scuppered. Instead, I’ll write a long boring post about all the shit I did to my Camaro so far this weekend! Yesterday, I finally got around to removing the A/C compressor. […]

Krunck! Pick that nose

| May 28, 2011

No idea if we’re Couching Monday, what with this being Labor Day weekend and all.

Obscure Animal Factiod #12: Cuttlefish!

| May 27, 2011

Cuttlefish are jet propelled aquatic molluscs, sort of like squid’s retarded cousins. The name ‘cuttle’ is derived from the old english word for ‘scrotum’.   Despite having good optical resolution of around 359 DPI, cuttlefish are particularly useless as monitors because of their need to be kept wet and the lack of HDMI ports.   […]

Alas, Poor Rusty

| May 25, 2011

Today’s Straight Dope Classic is a classic. Why did the Magi consider frankincense and myrrh such valuable gifts?

New Al Album

| May 25, 2011

The new Weird Al album is scheduled for June 21st. So, you can barley brush your teeth or comb your hair. Your on the right track.

What is a Basitar?

| May 24, 2011

“Well you’ve come the only place where you can learn all about Basitars and Guitbasses, and even learn how to play them and join the froggies and monkeys,” said some site. Yesterday.

Aggressive Couch 50: You’re Always Preparing!

| May 23, 2011

We’re so glad you could join us this week. We appreciate you choosing us as your furniture-based podcast, instead of those assholes over on the Angry Chaise Lounge, the Ornery Recliner, or the Vicious Love Seat. Blonde Moment: Hey, the rapture didn’t happen. Is it time for a tazing? Demand satisfaction! New Area 51 […]

Standardize Already

| May 23, 2011

Aargh! Pick one fucking headphone jack size and stick to it!