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It’s Like Day Ja Voo!

| February 27, 2013

I think I linked to this guy before: Jimbob-Wan’s Guitar and Action Figure Mods, and original models

Well Hung Chihuahuas

| February 26, 2013

No comment.

Rip Rap That Lock Whap Manifold

| February 25, 2013

Dammit! I can’t believe the site I was going to link to was taken down by a complaint to the DMCA. So now I can’t show you that video of ants doing the hokey-pokey to the tune of “YMCA”. Or the 700 gigabytes of Justin Beaver songs. Instead, I supply this link to: THE SECRET […]

Hey! You on the Bike!

| February 24, 2013

Well, shiver me lumber, I found the master tapes for the second album, “In Bed with the Balls” in the yard under the tire pony! Here are two songs from this “classic”.

They’re a highly specialized, fast attack, bus driving unit that strikes the first blow for G.I.Joe against Cobra’s forces of evil!

| February 22, 2013

Look what I found hidden under the flamingo in my yard! Track 7 of the very first Massive Balls album, Bad Ass Muthas! Sergeant Slaughter was our bus driver, and he recruited us (well, just Norr) to be in Slaughter’s Marauders.


Saltos Canguru!

| February 21, 2013

Does anybody have any expired medicine? I have a few stray cats I want to get rid of.

Higgs boson: Asking Apelee

| February 20, 2013

Dear Apelee, My name is Higgs boson and I love eating tomatoes. Should I stop eating them? Or should I just buy and add some subtly to my apples? This pains me everyday since the Grapefruit rising of 2012-1/2. What should I do? Thanks, Higgs boson Dear Higgs, It obvious you are fucking crazy! Subtly […]

Wank Up This Morning

| February 19, 2013

Speed dating is great. Did you know you don’t actually have to be on speed to do it?

Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Hunka Hunka!

| February 18, 2013

I got this from some emphasis sister’s blog (and I quote): Now, if I may be serious for a moment (which usually means I won’t be serious)…. What is the craziest of bat shit, ape shit and/or clown shit crazy? I’d have to say clown-shit crazy.It’s from a human, comes with confetti, streamers, balloons and […]

Pork Monkees

| February 17, 2013

Where does the dishwater go?