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It’s Like Day Ja Voo!

| February 27, 2013

I think I linked to this guy before: Jimbob-Wan’s Guitar and Action Figure Mods, and original models

Well Hung Chihuahuas

| February 26, 2013

No comment.

Rip Rap That Lock Whap Manifold

| February 25, 2013

Dammit! I can’t believe the site I was going to link to was taken down by a complaint to the DMCA. So now I can’t show you that video of ants doing the hokey-pokey to the tune of “YMCA”. Or the 700 gigabytes of Justin Beaver songs. Instead, I supply this link to: THE SECRET […]

Hey! You on the Bike!

| February 24, 2013

Well, shiver me lumber, I found the master tapes for the second album, “In Bed with the Balls” in the yard under the tire pony! Here are two songs from this “classic”.

They’re a highly specialized, fast attack, bus driving unit that strikes the first blow for G.I.Joe against Cobra’s forces of evil!

| February 22, 2013

Look what I found hidden under the flamingo in my yard! Track 7 of the very first Massive Balls album, Bad Ass Muthas! Sergeant Slaughter was our bus driver, and he recruited us (well, just Norr) to be in Slaughter’s Marauders.

Special bonus! FREE TOY! INSIDE THIS SONG!

Saltos Canguru!

| February 21, 2013

Does anybody have any expired medicine? I have a few stray cats I want to get rid of.

Higgs boson: Asking Apelee

| February 20, 2013

Dear Apelee, My name is Higgs boson and I love eating tomatoes. Should I stop eating them? Or should I just buy and add some subtly to my apples? This pains me everyday since the Grapefruit rising of 2012-1/2. What should I do? Thanks, Higgs boson Dear Higgs, It obvious you are fucking crazy! Subtly […]

Wank Up This Morning

| February 19, 2013

Speed dating is great. Did you know you don’t actually have to be on speed to do it?

Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Hunka Hunka!

| February 18, 2013

I got this from some emphasis sister’s blog (and I quote): Now, if I may be serious for a moment (which usually means I won’t be serious)…. What is the craziest of bat shit, ape shit and/or clown shit crazy? I’d have to say clown-shit crazy.It’s from a human, comes with confetti, streamers, balloons and […]

Pork Monkees

| February 17, 2013

Where does the dishwater go?