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Yore Not Funny

| March 31, 2013

Don’t you hate when porn sites put “funny” captions on the goods? It’s kind of like conservative humor – it is only funny if you share their narrow world view. And it usually tries too hard. Like Social Distortion, or the Stray Cats, or those other bands that Brock likes.

Because You’re Stranded With Cheese

| March 30, 2013

The guitar is orange. Tomorrow we spray clear. On Good Friday the Rabbi ate Rabbit.

Thanks to gutter ball

| March 29, 2013

Since easter is about here. I began to think about bowling. The last time i went bowling was in December and yes I used the bumpers. So may say thats cheating. But bowling as a sport is a cheat. Like saying Nascar is too. It isnt and know its true.

Mollusc

| March 29, 2013

Ronald’s going to be pissed

| March 28, 2013

I have been talking a lot of Fast Food recently. But, how can you not. The Ronald worried about Subway. Home of the four tomatoes. You know he still is fuming over the discontinuation of Styrofoam. Click the pic for the article:

Fast Food Wars: Guns, some beer and return of the burger

| March 27, 2013

I like just about anything to do with a pretzel. Pretzel rolls, soft pretzels, and hard pretzels. There is something about a soft pretzel though. I don’t mind Auntie Annie’s pretzels. But, i’ve heard accounts through the “Fast Food Wars”. She can be very ruthless and cunning. Below is a passage from the coming book […]

Truth in Adverstisnf

| March 26, 2013

These pictures were created at an Ad Agency from India. They were never released into the market. But of course they were put online. Do people ever learn anything ? You know there was one guy going ” These don’t seem that bad. Who’s going to notice.”

BOW DOWN AND WAG

| March 25, 2013

Mein Hund ist ein nationalsozialistischer!

Nemesis

| March 24, 2013

I was thinking about Ron’s “secret menu” post, and how much funnier he is, when I started thinking about Grimace. Exactly what is Grimace, anyway? Before you launch into some naive anti-capitalist diatribe, let me be clear – nobody cares about your “daddy issues”, ok? I just want to know what the hell he is […]

Sucks To Be Buzz

| March 23, 2013

I spent a few more hours today documenting the parts in the Sherwood receiver I took apart to build a guitar amp. Along with the NJR 4560D’s, there’s a MN3010 and a MN3101 bucket brigade/clock driver combo for the “surround sound” function! Built in chorus/delay here we come!