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Wrong Chicken!

| November 29, 2012

Norr posted something on Facebook that went something like “The thing I hate. About the black market. Is the long lines!” I was going to reply “You bought a black person? I thought that was illegal everywhere but Florida!” But I don’t think my relatives in Florida would appreciate it.

Noam Chomsky Rutebega Patrol

| November 28, 2012

How do I get the tie rod off of Spike?

Carson Dally

| November 27, 2012

Waah! I wanna do a podcast! http://www.asitecalledfred.com/

Chop Them Up Without a Cup

| November 25, 2012

I brushed my teeth today #help me go viral

Noel’s Risky Critters

| November 24, 2012

Anybody remember this show from the 80s? No? Good, because I just made it up. Sound’s like a cheap British imported children’s show, alà Thomas the Tank Engine or Paddington Bear of Flipper Gets the Ick.

Do the Slug

| November 23, 2012

Hey everybody, since this is People of Color Friday, just in case anybody was going to give my girlfriend a gift this Christmas, she absolutely loves slugs! Maybe I could get my sister to draw a slug and a centipede arm in arm – er, leg in tentacle.

Suck It, Kia!

| November 22, 2012

A little revision to the order of events last Sundae: I CAME IN FIRST! AND I HAVE PROOF!

Pago Pago Pago

| November 21, 2012

I feel almost ashamed. After over three years of no TV or anything, I… signed up for a free month of Netflix. But, if it makes you feel any better, all I’ve watched has been “How It’s Made” and “Rocky and Bullwinkle”.

Spiro Shapiro

| November 20, 2012

When I was looking for more pictures of the rallycross, I came across this post on a BMW site: irish44j: Looks like a full event with quite a different group of cars than we usually have at Summit. The usual subies will be there in force, of course, but other interesting cars on the sign-up […]

HONK IF YOU ♥ HEAD ON COLLISIONS!

| November 19, 2012

2nd place baby! Against actual competition!