The Aggressive Couch

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Pump Out the Volume

| June 26, 2016

Last time we practiced, I broke my A string on the first song. This week, Kirk broke his D string on the second song. Now, Bill needs to break something. At least a stick.

Pull up! Pull up!

| June 23, 2016

I ate the last of the blueberry breakfast bars. I may have to go into therapy.

2006 Ford Focus Tail Lights File for Unemployment

| June 22, 2016

I got the tail lights working! And the A/C vent selector now works! But the radio is dead. And the passenger side door doesn’t open from the outside again.

2006 Ford Focus Tail Lights Don’t Work

| June 17, 2016

I think I fixed the Focus’s tail lights! I need a fuse. And a stick of dynamite.

For The Love of Axolotl

| June 16, 2016

Today, I hooked up the dryer!

Scoring the Drunken

| June 15, 2016

Today, I woke up at 2:30 in the morning and went on in to work 3 hours early!

Croatian Surf Band Music Videos

| June 14, 2016

Today, I bought a broken guitar!

Corrupt Horseman

| June 13, 2016

Today, I managed to clean up after myself!

Quick Man!

| June 11, 2016

Well, the internet hasn’t changed since I left it an hour ago.

Lickety Splat

| June 11, 2016

Hurry up to the Runder Bunder!