The Aggressive Couch

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| March 15, 2013

So, the next generation of consoles will be hitting the shelves in the next few months. New plastation and Sexbox 1420 or something. But, is there really a need? Besides savages who will want to have the latest and greatest. Is anyone really clamoring? Besides some dudes on the gaming websites. Do people really want […]

Aggressive Couch #36: Bad Ass Mutha’s!

| September 13, 2010

Some of you might… shit, here’s the info-graphic thing.

Aggressive Couch 31: You Wanted It, Now Eat It!

| July 18, 2010

Wii Fisting

Aggressive Couch 29: Inflatable Chunkers

| June 12, 2010

Games are too long. Games are too short. You have no privacy online. WebTV, A Look Back. What would you tell yourself from 15 years ago? Wishbooks and reading materials in the can.

Aggressive Couch 27: Why can’t people just be crazy anymore?

| May 24, 2010

…if bombs were made…for love…maybe once or twice…this all kind of…the wastebasket so…say it’s poor…Balls of tar and…Rice Krispies….

Aggressive Couch Episode 2: Double Insertion

| August 15, 2009

Two guys describe how various household objects hold up after being ran through the food processor. Or not. Maybe it’s guys in their thirties complaining about stuff. Like the high price of cell phones and pennies, being forced to buy multiple copies of the same movie on DVD, favorite video games, X-Box Live digital content, […]