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Waiting For My Balls To Drop

| December 31, 2015

What gets dropped tonight?

Wassa Rabbit

| December 30, 2015

It is late December. My shoes are banging around in the dryer. I guess they want out? Oh, and my house sold.

Just A Hunk of Gum

| December 27, 2015

Turtle is still mad he didn’t get enough gifts for Christmas. He is still sulking. I fear for my life.

Dive Down the Shitter

| December 23, 2015

Guess what we found in the sewer pipes?

No Spoilers!

| December 21, 2015

Don’t tell me anything about Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! I haven’t gotten to see it yet.

Felice Navidaddy!

| December 20, 2015

Posting will be light since it is Thanksgiving 2037 next Wednesday.

Minaschem Updatem?

| December 15, 2015

Sorry for the lack of updates. Been busy this week getting my stomach pumped. And then I was playing with the liposuction kit I got for Christmas last May.

Christmas On The Couch

| December 12, 2015

This year, remember that we’re celebrating Christmas 2019 on the 23rd of December.

Don’t Drink the Water

| December 11, 2015

I need to have a UV light installed at the house I’m selling. I’m spending more money to sell it than I even spent while living there.

Cunch of Bean

| December 9, 2015

Recorded an almighty song on the ol’ Zoom R16! But I don’t want to upload it ’cause it’s just a guide for the band. Did I mention I’m in a band again? We don’t have a name yet. I still say we should be “The Marsupial Knish.”