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This Chicken Fire-Bombed an Ag-Way and You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!

| October 27, 2016

Trick or treat is tonight. Gotta go to the Y early.

Sock on the Doorknob

| October 22, 2016

We test drove an ATS today. 2.0l turbo. Nice little car. Acceleration was good, but I may have to test drive the 3.6l. Also, sat in a CTS. The back seat in the ATS was nicer! MM liked the ATS better, too. Matching cars to go with our matching prison tattoos?

Firebrand McNuggins

| October 18, 2016

Somebody messaged the bass player of my old band on Facebook. It showed up on our old band’s page, which I still get updates from, for some reason. Anyway, they were asking how it was going, and if they were still looking for a female singer. The bass player hinted that maybe they were. Well, […]

More and More and Moiré

| October 15, 2016

Shed is installed, towel on window.

Put the Past in Your Behind

| October 11, 2016

Putting the peas in the noodles seemed like a good idea. Like lots of kitchen experiments, I’m glad I tried it, but I am never ever doing it again.

Animal Plant Cyborg

| October 9, 2016

Tonight we feast on the flesh of dead ex-presidents. Or Pizza Hut. Whichever one delivers.

IT’S ONLY TEMPORARY!!!

| October 6, 2016

I can’t stop screaming about how great these new tranquilizer darts are!