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Burn Down the Mall

| December 31, 2012

There was a mall in north York? Yes! It’s here at deadmalls DOT com Should I post something about the little mall that was between K-Mart and Giant in Shrewsbury? There were only like 4 stores in there, and 2 of them technically had external storefronts, so they shouldn’t count. The rest was a plain […]

leg and onto his

| December 30, 2012

Quick! Everyone post links to this! muxedo task – 99 Life Hacks to make your life easier! And then write some shit like “I’m sure a few of these will be useful to everyone!” Because it’s true. I already used the tip about getting jizz off a hotdog.

Arp! Arp!

| December 29, 2012

The best thing about trying to upgrade my sister’s old PC is that ANYTHING would be an upgrade.

Your welcome Internet

| December 28, 2012

Thanks for the butter

| December 27, 2012

Lather 4lbs of hog lard on your body Salt within reason – Rule of thumb 2lbs worth A broken toaster with four legged car jockey

Boxing Kangaroo

| December 26, 2012

I left work 2 hours early and got home at my usual time. Fookin’ communist snow!

Fookin’ Communists!

| December 25, 2012

I need a 3/4″ drill bit AND NOBODY IS FUCKING OPEN?!?!?!?!! CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!!!!!!! I’m converting to Satanism.

Tractor Supply Company Was Open!

| December 24, 2012

Yes, Tractor Supply Company was open, so I was able to fill my arms with purchases. Who wants horse tranquilizers!!!!!

Dear in the Headlites

| December 22, 2012

What stores are open Monday?

Does Direct Ron Want to Stay In Business or What?

| December 21, 2012

I had my pretty little virtual shopping cart full with purchases and then the site fucked up on me. So do I go to “Suckegg” or “Tiger Conduct” instead?