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| May 31, 2014

I knew I wasn’t the only one!

Retardo the Wonder Car

| May 30, 2014

I was just thinking about all the people I went to college with, and how I really don’t care if I ever see them again. Am I being serious or facetious? Only my barber knows for sure! (I cut my own hair).

Fourteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse

| May 29, 2014

I bought it! Pocket Oscilloscope! NOW I AM BECOME SHEMP!

Worthless Pineapple Upgrades

| May 28, 2014

Somebody tried to throw out my box of “Frosted Dead Wheats” last weekend!

How High Can You Try

| May 27, 2014

This song is 15 years old and still just as relevant!

83,265 Games that Defined the Commodore PET

| May 26, 2014

Last night, I dreamed I saw a car crash next to the Giant supermarket. I must fulfill this prophecy! Anybody want to run a stop light on Queen street? Might take a few tries.

New Project Smell

| May 25, 2014

I feel like taking on a new project. Maybe if I can finish what I started with the Camaro this weekend.

Enemies of Ostrich

| May 24, 2014

I burned an entire tree! As Red Green said, a tree is just a campfire waiting to happen.

Bird Man of Alcatraz

| May 23, 2014

This.

My What A Lovely Bird

| May 22, 2014

I swear, if I keep getting woken up by these god damn goose attacks, it will be Thanksgiving early!