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Where is my Hamdinger

| August 29, 2016

Q: Why can’t I find the damn registration and sticker for my Camaro? A: Because I lost them!

Fresh and Stale Leftover Salad

| August 27, 2016

MM is upset about me storing bad food in the refrigerator. It looks gross and stinks up the fridge. I say that throwing it into the garbage makes the whole kitchen stink. Leave it in the fridge and I’ll throw it out Monday. She says to put it into a plastic bag and throw it […]

Witch Coats

| August 26, 2016

Dinosaur Dracula’s Halloween countdown starts tonight: www.dinosaurdracula.com

Cuntocalypse

| August 24, 2016

If you don’t have Spotify, get it now. I’ll wait.             It’s good, isn’t it? Sure, they only have a few things by Nomeansno (and nothing by Salem 66), but they have BOTH My Dog Popper albums, and almost everything from Husker Du.

Time to Hump the Donuts

| August 23, 2016

The good thing about not blogging for a while is that I have so many interesting things to talk about! Today, we ordered pizza. There’s about a billion and one delivery places here, unlike Dover, which had 3, all pizza. That being said, none of them are quite as good as the pizza place in […]

More Songs About Buildings and Spiro Agnew

| August 22, 2016

I need to buy a shed. I keep dragging my feet. And it’s not like I don’t want one – I need a place to store my lawn mower! I just can’t seem to get motivated. I guess it’s because I can’t buy one online and have it delivered by UPS.

People like cheese

| August 21, 2016

Most people like cheese and they will consume the cheese. Entering into a phase now known as “Clukerism”. With the advent of “Clukerism” now dominating the headlines. Cheese now must be keep in vaults and off limits to these sick fucks.