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I Hope You Were Paying Attention

| October 31, 2011

So I’ve been on a guitar kick this week. Here is a link to Stew Mac’s Free Info Suppository. Also, check out their Trade Secrets archive.

My Sister’s Boyfriend is Here, and He’s Not Wearing Any Pants. What Should I Do

| October 30, 2011

I went to Guitars on George yesterday and got a good look at that guitar. My best guess is that somebody made it out of Harmony parts. Wether they bought the parts direct from Harmony or just took a few old Harmony’s apart, who knows. The only clue is that the one tone pot appears […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Chicken

| October 28, 2011

Harold: Well, what kind of meat is it? Red: I don’t know for sure. Lucky’s getting the meat – he knows a guy. Harold: That’s the first time I saw a drumstick with two elbows. I’ve determined that the mystery guitar is built out of Harmony parts. The headstock, the pickup, the bridge, the “Quam” […]

Guitar Grim War

| October 26, 2011

Posting links to some of the sites I found whilst looking up that thing I posted about yesterday.

Call for Insects

| October 25, 2011

Can you identify this guitar? I might have to drive to “Guitars on George” this week to check it out. Also, I missed band practice because of a traffic jam. I guess some inconsiderate schmuck decided to wreck their car on the freeway and caused a traffic jam or something. Why can’t they have wrecked […]

This Tastes Like Nell Carter’s Bathwater, And I Should Know

| October 24, 2011

More Samtec tigers, stolen from Rob Faludi’s blog.  

Millions of Housewives Agree

| October 23, 2011

I did better yeasterday – I finished ninth. I finished 7th today. But there were 10 cars yeasterday, and only 7 today.

Born to Stack Hay

| October 22, 2011

You know, if that guy hadn’t mistakenly squared the fourth integer, he would have realized that the “Rapture” already occurred, back in the 1980’s. We are the ones ‘left behind’, as it were. We’re the ones who have to stay here in a world with Blondie.

Your Bowser is Out of Date

| October 21, 2011

Remember what I was saying about the Frantics? Well, here’s some more.

As If By Magic, the Shopkeeper Appeared

| October 20, 2011

What the?