The New Aggressive Couch!

Dave | April 23, 2013

Look under the menu bar for ever increasing happiness! Also, up yours with a wire brush!

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Dave | April 22, 2013

…fuck off… …mediocre… Jibberjabber!

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Dave | February 26, 2013

No comment.

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Dave | February 24, 2013

Well, shiver me lumber, I found the master tapes for the second album, “In Bed with the Balls” in the yard under the tire pony! Here are two songs from this “classic”.

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Dave | February 22, 2013

Look what I found hidden under the flamingo in my yard! Track 7 of the very first Massive Balls album, Bad Ass Muthas! Sergeant Slaughter was our bus driver, and he recruited us (well, just Norr) to be in Slaughter’s Marauders.

Special bonus! FREE TOY! INSIDE THIS SONG!

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Tags: bad ass muthas, do the mario, gi ron, hey luigi bend over, marauder, massive balls, sgt slaughter, slaughter's marauders

Dave | February 12, 2013

I found the presumed lost original master tapes to Massive Balls’ third album, Lick Are Balls hidden under a garden gnome! Norr: Vocals, “Steel Reinforced Neck” acoustic guitar D.V.: “Terminator” electric guitar, vocals Doug: Boxes

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admin | February 7, 2011

Achtung, deutsch bots! Hallo, und die Hälfte Couch Nummer 2 begrüßen zu dürfen. Diese Woche haben wir einige neue Inhalte: überzeugende Zeitfresser bei der Arbeit! Also, schauen wir, was Heiligen Valentin und Santa und der Osterhase den Rest des Jahres, und die Sonde tief in Internet Kommentare. All dies und noch ein Lied! Aber […]

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admin | August 14, 2010

We’re back! And ready to get too excited at toys they lusted after we’ve regretted some other stuff. Maybe if we had more SATAN!

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admin | July 26, 2010

Today, a special guest dropped by today!  Fuzzy Wuzzy, washed up singer from the 80s and merry prankster dropped by.  Our old band, Massive Balls, opened up for him on his ‘Fuzzy Wuzzy Swallows Breast – In Public’ tour. Speaking of Massive Balls, I can’t find any of our songs.  I have them on […]

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Tags: cool, fng, Fuzzy Wuzzy, generation gap, heat, Incest-A-Thon, kids, massive balls, meat punch, porn, pranks, sandwich, sitfasts, stupid, watered down