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Massive Balls Reunion Album and Tasteful Sex Toy Party

| April 23, 2013

Look under the menu bar for ever increasing happiness! Also, up yours with a wire brush!

For Those Who Couldn’t Come… Fuck Off!

| April 22, 2013

…fuck off… …mediocre… Jibberjabber!

Well Hung Chihuahuas

| February 26, 2013

No comment.

Hey! You on the Bike!

| February 24, 2013

Well, shiver me lumber, I found the master tapes for the second album, “In Bed with the Balls” in the yard under the tire pony! Here are two songs from this “classic”.

They’re a highly specialized, fast attack, bus driving unit that strikes the first blow for G.I.Joe against Cobra’s forces of evil!

| February 22, 2013

Look what I found hidden under the flamingo in my yard! Track 7 of the very first Massive Balls album, Bad Ass Muthas! Sergeant Slaughter was our bus driver, and he recruited us (well, just Norr) to be in Slaughter’s Marauders.

Special bonus! FREE TOY! INSIDE THIS SONG!

LICK ARE BALLS!!!

| February 12, 2013

I found the presumed lost original master tapes to Massive Balls’ third album, Lick Are Balls hidden under a garden gnome! Norr: Vocals, “Steel Reinforced Neck” acoustic guitar D.V.: “Terminator” electric guitar, vocals Doug: Boxes

Hälfte Couch #2: Einige neue Inhalte!

| February 7, 2011

Achtung, deutsch bots! Hallo, und die Hälfte Couch Nummer 2 begrüßen zu dürfen. Diese Woche haben wir einige neue Inhalte: überzeugende Zeitfresser bei der Arbeit! Also, schauen wir, was Heiligen Valentin und Santa und der Osterhase den Rest des Jahres, und die Sonde tief in Internet Kommentare. All dies und noch ein Lied! Aber […]

Aggressive Couch 33: Saturday the 14th

| August 14, 2010

We’re back! And ready to get too excited at toys they lusted after we’ve regretted some other stuff. Maybe if we had more SATAN!

Aggressive Couch 32: Friend to All

| July 26, 2010

Today, a special guest dropped by today!  Fuzzy Wuzzy, washed up singer from the 80s and merry prankster dropped by.  Our old band, Massive Balls, opened up for him on his ‘Fuzzy Wuzzy Swallows Breast – In Public’ tour. Speaking of Massive Balls, I can’t find any of our songs.  I have them on […]