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Best Video Games of the Year!

| December 31, 2014

I only bought one game this year, so my list is easy. Goat Simulator, #1!

The Quest for Breast

| December 30, 2014

I can’t think of anything to post, so I’ll just leech somebody else’s content. Again. Best games for 2010!


| December 29, 2014

Say what you want about how boxing causes brain damage, but that grill George Foreman invented works a treat!

Couch Breaks Christmas Silence

| December 28, 2014

I wasn’t going to update until after New Years, but I have to tell you about this. UNBELIEVABLE fights break out in the food courts of malls in Tennessee and Chicago. Police were called! You have no idea the amount of joy this brings into my life.       I’ll leave it up to […]

Posting Will Be Light this Christmas…

| December 24, 2014

Posting will be light this Christmas unless I can come up with the bail money.

Blue Remembered Hills

| December 23, 2014

I don’t have a lot to say about either, so I am writing today about Hills and K-Mart. K-Mart first, since it is still in business. I just checked. I don’t have a lot to say about K-Mart. K-Mart has always sort of just been “there”, like cabbage. Not anybody’s favorite, but with few detractors. […]

Undersexed Hausfraus of Pennsylvania

| December 22, 2014

I am looking for a new set of headphones for work. Do they still make Realistic?

Paulie Shore Wurstenburg

| December 21, 2014

Drive fantastically fast cars across Poland! The Fiat 126 can top out at over 100 km/hr!!!  

We’ve Got to Make it Hard, Somehow

| December 20, 2014

Whenever I hit a bump in my car, it makes the sound come out of a different speaker. These new cars have so many features!

Dinah Shore and Frie

| December 19, 2014

Today was our annual Christmas party. We sat around complaining and eating all the fish. Did you know Australia is in the shape of a dog’s head? God, I am tired.