Garden Gnomonics
Dave | April 30, 2012
Er, yes. And then some. Nothing really to write tonight, but I feel it is MY RESPONSIBILITY to write a few words anyway. And here they are: Get’s Weasel Stromboli
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Wash and wax! Wash and wax!
Dave | April 29, 2012
Er, yeah. I washed and waxed the Regal today. Wanna make something of it?
Lawn Baby!
Dave | April 27, 2012
“Now our lawn can have that slick suburban sheen and I can take Baby Melvin for a leisurely stroll!” TV’s Frank So, I bought a lawn mower. It was going to cost $30 in parts for the old one with no guarantee of fixing it. I know, $30 is a lot less than $200 but […]
“I’m sick of these constant bear attacks!”
Norr | April 26, 2012
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Dave | April 25, 2012
Why does time drag to a stop sometimes? It seems like forever when you’re waiting for… Pizza delivery The restraining order to run out The bank to deliver my new debit card so I can go to the fucking supermarket 3 weeks house arrest Inoperable megalomania Microwave popcorn No, seriously, that damn card should have […]
Hot Coffee and Tea Five
Dave | April 22, 2012
I bought a WC (that stands for “water closet”) T5 (that stands for “transmission five) yesterday. And I made friends with Denny, and his nice stuff. And he had a set of ZZ-Top heads for Camaro, so I bought those as well. And he promised to look for the SLP (stands for “sleep like a […]
Poured and Chocolate
Dave | April 20, 2012
Hey! Here’s a link to some guy’s web site wherein he fixes a lawn mower. Not the Red Green way, where he beats the shit out of it with a hammer. Or an axe. Or a crutch. He also has some great quotes, mostly from himself. Here are a few favorites: “I was walking among […]
Thanks to Yanger Bangers
Norr | April 19, 2012
While I was driving and wearing my Google glasses. Taking a call and updating my Facebook at the same time. I realized I was driving on the wrong side of the road. Thanks Google maps!
A Protect Well Done
Dave | April 18, 2012
I meant to post this yesterday but my internets were acting up. I’m throwing out that antique entertainment center my parents bought at K-Mart long about 1980. If anybody wants it, come get it tonight because the garbage man will be here around 7 AM.
Since When Is It Illegal to Have a Pet Cadaver
Dave | April 16, 2012
I can’t believe I walked all the way to Madagascar today.