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Football Fox… ?

| January 31, 2014

Has Football Fox turned into Squeeky Ball Fox? I keep asking him who will win but all I hear is squeeking. Now I know why. Pics from my trip to “The Slag Heap” are coming!

Duck, Aunt Tiny, It’s Time For the Money Shot

| January 30, 2014

These traveler’s czechs weren’t worth a damn!

Forced Through Weight-Watchers

| January 29, 2014

I never would have thought that the highlight of my vacation would be watching Richard Simmons force-feed 700 pounds of rhino steak to a dog!

A Special Treat for you Non-Smokers

| January 28, 2014

Ash trays are a great place for cremains!

Tiny Explosions

| January 27, 2014

Big bad 27th is here! Gnarly on, habituride!

Having a Beautiful Time

| January 26, 2014

Once again, we have to learn that “flammable” and “inflammable” means the same thing.

Donate Now

| January 25, 2014

Some of my readers have suggested I put a “Donate” button on my web site. It would make my site better, and guarantee more repeat visits. But I don’t know – having to donate money to my readers just to keep them coming back strikes me as a bit odd, sort of like all those […]

Corncob Vanilla

| January 24, 2014

I am feeling sick. And right befroe my trip to the slag heap! Oh well. I’m not leaving ’til Sunday. I’ll try to sleep it off. Nobody likes the sick guy on the plane. Unless he barfs!

Armadilla Villa

| January 23, 2014

What’s the difference between an armadillo and an aardvark? It’s not a joke – I’m sharing a room with one next week when I visit Slag Heap National Park.

Come Back to Dick Fingers

| January 22, 2014

I just rejoined Netflix. So I can cancel it when I get back from vacation. Nothing else is quite so satisfying!