Dave | October 31, 2014
I also took today off, because this is the one day when I can openly worship Satan. Since I never do anything creative anymore, here are some links to other people’s things! Dinosaur Dracula EEV Blog – I had one of those! Mike’s World
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Dave | October 30, 2014
There goes my pledge to try to make the titles of my posts reflect the content. Oh well. Thanks to a dead relative, I have the day off work. I’m supposed to use this day off to go to the funeral, but it’s 400 miles away. I mean no disrespect, but there’s no way I’m […]
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Dave | October 28, 2014
Hey! Look! A Podcast that actually updates! With Matt from Dino Drac!
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Dave | October 27, 2014
I feel like I should write a longer post, but then again, my pizza is here. Damn you, delivery!
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Dave | October 26, 2014
Is it OK if I phone this one in?
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Dave | October 25, 2014
We had onion rings!
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Dave | October 24, 2014
I am having chicken tits for dinner. In a buttermilk/hot sauce/lemon pepper sauce. I need to use all this crap before it goes bad. How can you tell when buttermilk goes bad? When it can no longer leave the box.
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Dave | October 23, 2014
It bothers me that I have a better password for my website than I do for my bank. Or at work. Or for my thermonuclear detonator.
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Dave | October 22, 2014
The turtle world was thrown into a shock today when the Hungarian turtle population went on strike. The strike was totally unexpected, as the negotiations had presumably been going quite well. Interviews with the turtles will be forthcoming, as soon as I find an English/Hungarian dictionary. And go to Hungary. And teach the turtles to […]
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Dave | October 21, 2014
Wow! We got over 1,287,653,867,5309,555,666,9212.9 3/4 votes for the new catch phrase! But first, the runners up: With 14 votes: Hey you, get off my damn lawn! With AK47 votes: It’s shit for the whole family to enjoy! With 29,414.BOB votes: It’s the Strap! And the winner, with 14 votes, is: Move over, your elbow […]
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