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Upper Swatere

| July 12, 2015

I drank chocolate milk today and I’m older than 12. Do I have to register somewhere?

More Boring Dreams

| June 6, 2015

Last night, I dreamed I was living somewhere that was over-run with turtles. Not C. Turtle, either. Actual turtles. I vaguely recall that I was the one responsible for this. I also recall that my dad had killed one of the big ones, and was marinating it in the fridge. I was kind of upset, […]

I Know! I Know! They Are Totally Fabulous

| December 23, 2013

Dumbest Christmas Albums. I take issue to including Ron Ru Paul’s “Ho! Ho! Ho!” on this list. It largely succeeds as what it was meant to be – intentionally cheesy and dumb. It’s sort of like calling Hitler a failure for starting World War II when that is exactly what he wanted to do. Wait. […]

This Ain’t Rice!

| September 17, 2013

It can be hard to explain to the guys at work (yes, just guys) why I suddenly start laughing at some connector like it’s the funniest thing in the world. I say something like “I was thinking of something funny.” I usually don’t explain what it is because then I’d be stuck there all day […]

Yore Not Funny

| March 31, 2013

Don’t you hate when porn sites put “funny” captions on the goods? It’s kind of like conservative humor – it is only funny if you share their narrow world view. And it usually tries too hard. Like Social Distortion, or the Stray Cats, or those other bands that Brock likes.

15 hours ago near Dallas, TX

| March 27, 2012

For an imaginary friend. Your really pushy. –Cross-posted from Facebook using Davelink!

Okay, So She’s Mechanical

| February 3, 2012

I spent my evening making a sustainer for guitar.           And you’ll never guess what I made it from!

Just Add Watermelon

| December 28, 2011

I didn’t mix any songs today. But I went to the bank, picked up some strings at C*******’s M****, strolled around the antique store in Shrewsbury, disassembled my Jaguar, found a place that does re-chroming (all the control panels – yuck!), swapped “Lace Sensor” pickups onto my red Strat, changed the strings, started setting the […]

Sexy Monkey

| December 21, 2011

I got wood shavings all over the kitchen for you! It sounds loud and powerful, but it still has just enough of that Fender “twang” to let you know it’s a good quality Strat. I think it sounds great, which doesn’t bode well for Harry.

News Flash!

| September 25, 2011

Wayne Robson, the guy who played Mike Hamar on Red Green, has just died. As in, he died in April. But I didn’t find out until yesterday, so, according to Einstein, he died yesterday. Did you know Albert Einstein’s brother is really Super Dave Osbourne? It’s true.