Upper Swatere
Dave | July 12, 2015
I drank chocolate milk today and I’m older than 12. Do I have to register somewhere?
Dave | July 12, 2015
I drank chocolate milk today and I’m older than 12. Do I have to register somewhere?
Dave | June 6, 2015
Last night, I dreamed I was living somewhere that was over-run with turtles. Not C. Turtle, either. Actual turtles. I vaguely recall that I was the one responsible for this. I also recall that my dad had killed one of the big ones, and was marinating it in the fridge. I was kind of upset, […]
Dave | December 23, 2013
Dumbest Christmas Albums. I take issue to including Ron Ru Paul’s “Ho! Ho! Ho!” on this list. It largely succeeds as what it was meant to be – intentionally cheesy and dumb. It’s sort of like calling Hitler a failure for starting World War II when that is exactly what he wanted to do. Wait. […]
Dave | September 17, 2013
It can be hard to explain to the guys at work (yes, just guys) why I suddenly start laughing at some connector like it’s the funniest thing in the world. I say something like “I was thinking of something funny.” I usually don’t explain what it is because then I’d be stuck there all day […]
Dave | March 31, 2013
Don’t you hate when porn sites put “funny” captions on the goods? It’s kind of like conservative humor – it is only funny if you share their narrow world view. And it usually tries too hard. Like Social Distortion, or the Stray Cats, or those other bands that Brock likes.
Norr | March 27, 2012
For an imaginary friend. Your really pushy. –Cross-posted from Facebook using Davelink!
Dave | February 3, 2012
I spent my evening making a sustainer for guitar. And you’ll never guess what I made it from!
Dave | December 28, 2011
I didn’t mix any songs today. But I went to the bank, picked up some strings at C*******’s M****, strolled around the antique store in Shrewsbury, disassembled my Jaguar, found a place that does re-chroming (all the control panels – yuck!), swapped “Lace Sensor” pickups onto my red Strat, changed the strings, started setting the […]
Dave | December 21, 2011
I got wood shavings all over the kitchen for you! It sounds loud and powerful, but it still has just enough of that Fender “twang” to let you know it’s a good quality Strat. I think it sounds great, which doesn’t bode well for Harry.
Dave | September 25, 2011
Wayne Robson, the guy who played Mike Hamar on Red Green, has just died. As in, he died in April. But I didn’t find out until yesterday, so, according to Einstein, he died yesterday. Did you know Albert Einstein’s brother is really Super Dave Osbourne? It’s true.