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What for my Mario

| September 1, 2016

Now that Turtle’s car is on the fritz, I’m thinking of changing the struts in the Beagle. Hah! I’ll have a garage change them.

Stick to your Bibs

| April 20, 2016

Ordered the new door handles for the Focus! Now hopefully the driver’s side doesn’t break like the passenger side did before they get here!

The Deer Hunter

| September 30, 2015

Bagged my first deer of the season! Ran over it on Moore’s Mountain Road, just north of Siddonsburg Road. No damage to Grimace, unfortunately.

Not Fish

| August 9, 2015

Took McShell’s car to be repainted. Whoopdy shit!

Little Bunny on the Prayerie

| October 8, 2014

I replaced the Impala’s goggles. 5 minutes and 4 plastic clips. Purple Power!

Hessian Hesh’n

| August 24, 2014

Apparently, my idea of a “complete install kit” and Crutchfield’s idea of a “complete install kit” are not the same thing. Up yours, Billy Crutchfield!

I Don’t Care if Moses Did It Over 30 Years, I Want It in 2 Panels!

| August 13, 2014

Wandering the desert, stopping to fry dead fish, and thinking about junking Spike, the silver Beagle. Waddya say?

83,265 Games that Defined the Commodore PET

| May 26, 2014

Last night, I dreamed I saw a car crash next to the Giant supermarket. I must fulfill this prophecy! Anybody want to run a stop light on Queen street? Might take a few tries.

Spike the Buick in: Beagle Madness!

| April 10, 2014

I can’t find any photos of Spike rallycrossing last weekend, but you can seem me at the start of this video, standing there with a clipboard, looking like a jerk.

Spiced Curmudgéon

| February 24, 2014

Tomorrow I go to the Galleria to get head. It is the third time I’ve gotten head off of Craigslist! First, a set of ported 305 heads, then a set of munimula Corvette heads, and now ceramic coated Elderberrybrock head. ers.