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Ride ‘Em Horsiebabie!

I bought a hood today and painted a guitar last night. No. I bought a guitar today and painted a hood last night. With primer. And I made a lap or two with the mower. And I had the guitar for almost an hour before I took it apart. It needs polished! And I burned through a small spot on the back. Oh well. That’s why I was experimenting on the back first.

It’s gonna look badass though. It is dark blueberry blue with a white chocolate pearloid pickguard. And it plays great. Less filling (ha ha ha! That wasn’t funny, motherfucker!) But the pickups are crap. I’d hate to put humbuckers on it though. It’s a Strat and “fat Strats” are so 80s. Maybe I’ll put P90s on it.

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