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Quick, Easy, and Spunky

| February 12, 2016

Fists of Cicada

| January 10, 2016

OPC 2016

| January 5, 2016

1st draft, any feedback? pic.twitter.com/I5LYwngqsj — Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) January 5, 2016

No Spoilers!

| December 21, 2015

Don’t tell me anything about Ewoks: The Battle for Endor! I haven’t gotten to see it yet.

Bob Eats Pies!

| December 3, 2015

http://www.thirdav.com/zinestuff/snack.html “The ones where it’s like soggy oatmeal cookies pressed together with the foam in the middle,” he explains.

Who Knew

| November 7, 2015

I was never sure if this was an original by Big Black or not. It seemed a little too on the nose, and a little too humorous for them. But I never would have guessed that it was originally by Cheap Trick!

Flame Out on Route 0

| September 13, 2015

Stealing other people’s ideas, part XXIV3.VX 1/2 What horror movie should be made into a series? Uuuuh, I don’t know. What long dormant horror franchise should be brought back? Uhm, I have no idea. Student Bodies? The film, not the TV show. What is the lamest candy to give out at Halloween? I hated Sugar […]

Harvey Wahl Drugbangers

| August 7, 2015

I have rediscovered Ruthless Reviews, a site I gave up on around 8 years ago due to excess negativity. But, they’ve mellowed (slightly), and Cracked seems to be more and more full of SJW bullshit, so it’s back on my “must read” list. Hey, they like Nomeansno. Here’s an article about atheism!

Cookin’ To Go

| July 23, 2015

I listened to The Weirdness by the Stooges again today. I liked it when it came out, and I like it now. Maybe it’s because I wasn’t really expecting anything from it (thereby giving it a fair chance) or maybe it’s because their earlier albums really aren’t that great, either. The first album has NOT […]

Quacker Upp!

| July 20, 2015

If you’re like me, you enjoy spending your warm summers evenings inside. I have been playing Amazing Frog. It’s not Goat Simulator, but it’ll do. I just got ated by a shark!