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Werewolf party at Ted’s house

It was the monster mash. The invites have been sent out. The RSVP’s accounted for. The blood dripping from the walls. The paper towels to clean up after the zombies. But, yet Ted felt incomplete. He thought to himself “Did I buy enough chips? Get enough blood for the vamps?”. Ted frantically paced back and forth. The anxiety of having another party. After the last party ended so badly.

Ted, tried to pull himself together. Pissing his pants proved otherwise. The doorbell rand. “Damn Zombies, they are always early”. He clearly had only one choice. Burn his house down.

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