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Penetration: This Just In

I didn’t even listen to the stuff we recorded today yet. I decided to order some crap from a certain web store I frequent, had $250 in my “shopping cart”, and it wouldn’t let me buy it because I couldn’t remember my password. So I emptied my cart in disgust. Why I even had to register for “Farm Machinery Sex Shop” in the first place I’ll never know.

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