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Game Genie Found Dead

Breaking News: Game Genie found dead. Authorities reported that they have found Game Genie dead in his apartment. No word on how he died has been announced. Made popular during the days of NES game system. Game Genie used his powers to help gamers cheat.

After years of success. He found himself alone as the gaming market changed. ” I wanted him dead years ago.” explained Super Mario. With the emergence of the new consoles. Game Genie found himself alone. Clamoring for the old days. ” He called me a few weeks ago. He was telling me he was in hell and near death. I just hung up on him.” said Link of Zelda fame.

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