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| September 12, 2011

Er, yes. We present COUCH NUMBER 21! Because we’re too busy to record a new one tonite. Listen to this at your own risk!

Aggressive Sectional 12: This Time, It’s Again

| July 19, 2011

So! It’s an Aggressive Sectional! This time, we just randomly selected bits from, uh, Couch number something and something else. We forgot, ok? It’s not easy procrastinating and forgetting drums everywhere. Anyway, I’m going to go for a walk and then go to bed. Wait. I scheduled this post for midnight. So I’ll have been […]

Aggressive Sectional #11: So There!

| June 27, 2011

We’ve run out of time this week, so there’s no witty comments in the Sectional, just some bleeps between each segment. I know, that’s the highlight of your shallow, hollow lives gone, but you just might want to listen to this one anyway. First, are we being microwaved to death? (No!) Then we delve into […]

Aggressive Sectional 10

| May 2, 2011

We don’t have much of an intro, OK? We were supposed to do a fresh Couch tonight but there was a 2 hour special on the NFL channel. Don’t! Conspiracy: Read that article. Go ahead, we’ll wait. Done? Ok, good. Now listen up as Couch 24 takes a look at fun time conspiracies! When’s […]

Aggressive Sectional 9

| April 26, 2011

In honor of this being the ninth Sectional, this week we go all the way back to episode 1 for a peek at 80’s nostalgia! Second, Country music sucks. Finally, a long, rambling, incoherent look at obscure bands, without any samples so you’ll have no idea what the bands sound like! Entertaining or what? […]

Aggressive Sectional 8

| April 12, 2011

This week, the Sectional is dedicated to all the great self-help and self-actualization segments we’ve had over the years. We’ve got pieces of Couch 20, 9, and 8. Listen and enjoy, and maybe learn something useful.

Aggressive Sectional 7

| April 5, 2011

This week we present an Aggressive Sectional that is actually ALL NEW material! And it was recorded via Skip, so the quality glitches a couple times, especially at the beginning. But it evens out as we go along. Skip is funny like that. So this week, we discussed Norr’s new job, the concert Dave […]

Aggressive Sectional 6

| March 29, 2011

Can you guess what each of this week’s segments have in common? Why is Stipe mad at us? Double Team: UHF Smartphones Everyone Else is a… Naked Guys in Locker Rooms (Answer: Absolutely nothing)

Aggressive Sectional 5

| March 22, 2011

THE Aggressive Sectional! The AGGRESSIVE Sectional! The Aggressive SECTIONAL! THE AGGRESSIVE SECTIONAL! The first segment comes from Couch 22. Bleeding Heart Conservatives: Have you ever noticed that tea baggers and bleeding heart liberals sound the same? The only difference is the scapegoats. Next up is a really long segment from Couch 10 where we […]

Aggressive Sectional 4

| March 15, 2011

It’s late and I’m tired, so I’m going to keep this short. If you don’t like it ask for a refund! This week on the Aggressive Sectional: Fun with Microbes on Slow News Days: From AC 12 Daylight Savings Time: From AC21 Answered! Life’s 25 Greatest Questions: From AC 28 And finally, Do You […]