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Obscure Animal Factiod #12: Cuttlefish!

Cuttlefish are jet propelled aquatic molluscs, sort of like squid’s retarded cousins. The name ‘cuttle’ is derived from the old english word for ‘scrotum’.

"Hello, folks!"

 

Despite having good optical resolution of around 359 DPI, cuttlefish are particularly useless as monitors because of their need to be kept wet and the lack of HDMI ports.

"Can't see me, can't see me...."

 

But here’s the good news:

They're delicious!


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One Response to “Obscure Animal Factiod #12: Cuttlefish!”

  1. Dave says:

    Nobody commented on this? I thought it was great.