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They Can’t Find Out My Plans for the Cheese Factory

Well, I beat 1 car Two days, two 2nd place finishes. And now you must sleep. Here, take these kittens. They go down smoother if you lather them up!

Er, yes. I don’t have anything to write, so I’m just typing random shit in the hope that it might seem funny. After three beers, she’ll start looking cuter and cuter.

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