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Aggressive Couch 63: Snakes In A Drain

| January 9, 2014

Ain’t no snakes gonna pop out of this toilet! I’m sure you’re all wondering what to do about this heat wave we had earlier this week. It was over 250 degrees Kelvin! Global Pooling my left foot! Driving Under the Influence: We take a bold stance on this! We were against it. Smurf Roulette: We […]

Give Her The Fisting of a Lifetime

| January 6, 2014

I think my car Spike has a stuck brake caliper. I am going to replace it with the front brakes off my Huffy 10 speed. I just need some help prying the calipers wide enough to fit over the tire.

Freedom Through Chewwwy

| November 19, 2013

My god, I remember these! I know I had at least one. The tires were very chewy.

Did You Hear That Go-Bots Are Making a Comeback

| September 24, 2013

I just bought a set of wheels for my Camaro that cost almost as much as what I paid for the car. Chest Lavie!

Fork Breath

| September 12, 2013

Is I about to fix Spike for once and for all? Find out next year!

Dis Little Beagle’s Got Da RUNS

| August 25, 2013

Spike runs! I drove to Leader Heights! Now I just need to shower and drive to Wal-Mart and buy a TV.

What Does One Wear To A Jug Band Concert

| August 23, 2013

It’s The Smell That Knocks ‘Em Out

| August 16, 2013

Spike still isn’t running right. I popped the hood, and everything looks OK to me.

Austria is Just a Cheap Ripoff of Australia

| July 30, 2013

Do you need some photographs of your cat? How about your Camaro? Doug Austin photography to the rescue!

50% Solution

| July 2, 2013

I broke into the top 50% autocrossing! 41st out of 94 cars!