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Aggressive Couch 63: Snakes In A Drain

63. Pic stolen from UncyclopediaAin’t no snakes gonna pop out of this toilet!

I’m sure you’re all wondering what to do about this heat wave we had earlier this week. It was over 250 degrees Kelvin! Global Pooling my left foot!

Driving Under the Influence: We take a bold stance on this! We were against it.

Smurf Roulette: We discuss the infamous “Russian Roulette” episode of the Smurfs. Spoiler Alert: it was just a dream sequence! Talk about original.

I Am A Mime That Makes a Mookie: Misunderstandings throughout history. From Lee Oswald’s “I’m Just Patsy” to Khrushchev’s “We Will Rock You!”

Plagiarizing Plagiarists: Ron reads the first three chapters of Fifty Shades of Grey Poupon.

Porn In A Blender: Why has porn suddenly become obsessed with sex involving household appliances?

Fuck You, Listeners: We didn’t cover any of the above topics! In fact, I can’t remember what we talked about. Something about cars?


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