The Aggressive Couch

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I mopped the floor of my house today! Now, I bet half of you are thinking that this must be the first time I’ve mopped it in the ten years I’ve owned it. The other half of you are snarkily saying “he must be setting up a lame joke about this not being the first time he’s mopped it – it’s the SECOND time!” The latter group would be right!

It’s the second time I’ve mopped! Gimme some credit!

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