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Alf Pardoned for Murder of Willie

Showing just how low things have gotten in Hollywood, Sony International Pictures has arranged for the early release of Gordon “Alf” Shumway, who was serving a life sentence for the brutal murder of Willie Tanner.

“The way I see it, the guy deserves a break. And besides, with reality TV being such a hit, if we can convince him to kill Flavor Flav or somebody from American Idol, we’ll probably win an Academy Award. Perhaps a Nobel Prize!” said Bob Sony, yesterday.

So what do you think? With the way the internet loves cats, this one may just fizzle out. Back to you, Brian.

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