The Aggressive Couch

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I keep forgetting to update the site. Been too busy writing songs like “With Legs Wide Open”, “Cats On Patrol”, “My Vagina (Makes Me a Man)”, and “How to Deal With Death (As A Roommate).”

Edit: This is true.

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Now it's my turn to hump the mic!


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