admin | March 8, 2011
On this Aggressive Sectional: An Intro to Stipetarianism: The first segment of our ongoing cargo cult based on the teachings of Michael Stipe Why Idol?: Did you used to worship somebody but now you can’t stand them? Did you abandon a fad or fashion statement or something? Well, good. The Sixties: Not as bad as […]
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admin | February 15, 2011
Norr found a great VW on Craigslist, so he’s off buying it. So here is the newest Aggressive Sectional. First up we Double-Team Jon Spencer, then we look at some obscure TV shows, and wrap it up with a look at the teenage sex farce. Yes, we’re calling this the Aggressive Sectional now. “It’s […]
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admin | February 7, 2011
Achtung, deutsch bots! Hallo, und die Hälfte Couch Nummer 2 begrüßen zu dürfen. Diese Woche haben wir einige neue Inhalte: überzeugende Zeitfresser bei der Arbeit! Also, schauen wir, was Heiligen Valentin und Santa und der Osterhase den Rest des Jahres, und die Sonde tief in Internet Kommentare. All dies und noch ein Lied! Aber […]
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admin | January 18, 2011
Today is the first of our scheduled half hour Couches. It was supposed to have new material but we’re too god damn lazy. See, we figure that you, our valued listeners, would prefer a half hour of (mostly) new material every week (or two) instead of hour long episodes every two to three (or […]
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admin | January 11, 2011
It’s that time of year again! Yes, it’s time we started skipping podcasts. So We’re forced to upload crap from previous podcasts as filler to keep people interested. This week, you get 8 minutes from episode 20. First, we give our Super Bowl Party Tips, and then, because that segment was kinda short, we […]
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admin | December 21, 2010
Between Norr being busy assembling his kids Christmas gifts and the judge not granting Dave bail after he flipped out at his office Christmas party, we’ve been having difficulty bringing you any new Couches. Have heart – we’ll return full force in January even if Dave has to do new shows by himself. Anyway, I […]
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Dave | December 11, 2010
“Everybody duck – here comes the money shot!”
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Dave | December 1, 2010
I’m going to be interviewing Santa again next week, and I thought it would be good to milk last year’s interview for all that it’s worth. Remember to put Santa’s Meat in Your Mouth!
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admin | November 30, 2010
In this segment from April of this year, we prove conclusively that the 2000’s are superior to the 1950s. It’s not just our porn that’s better – America is better. We dig the music and the fashion of the Fifties as much as the next guy, unless the next guy is our friend Brock, […]
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admin | October 18, 2010
A special this week – two short segments instead of one long one! First – why aren’t there designated whack-off areas in malls and like that? Secondly, smartphones have brought assholeism to a new level. This is especially relevant this week since Dave is an asshole just bought his first smartphone. Also, aside from […]
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