Asking Apelee
Dear Apelee,
My girlfriend always axe me to marry her. Then she wants me to buy a cottage and raise sloth heads. But, since I was young my mother told me “ never buy a cottage “. I don’t want to marry my girlfriend. But, I want to buy the cottage. Apelee, can you help me?
Signed,
Some dude
Dear Some dude,
What do you want from me? I don’t know about this crap. I am sick and tired of these letters. How did you get my address? I could care less about your girlfriend and mother. You know what! Date both of them and live in a cottage. I mean who lives in a cottage these days. You are the worse person I know!
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