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Aggressive Couch Episode 13: Broken Videotape

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo! Break out the bagpipes and hide the lëderhosen because, well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Couch is back!

Our catchy themes this week are:

Why Not Beta? Why are vinyl records still popular but not Betamax? Why are old game consoles collectibles but not old toasters?

Black Friday survival tips: Bring a mace while shopping. For toasters.

Alcoholic Trying to Tell Me How to Live: Jerks who don’t have their toast together bullying everyone else to make themselves feel signifigant.

Family Values: a bunch of malarky.

Country Music: Is bad. Modern Country is actually worse than pop tarts music.

American Indian Thanksgiving: Doesn’t Thanksgiving kind of piss them off? We stole their land, destroyed their culture, and butchered them. They didn’t get so much as a free toaster out of the deal.

We conclude with some random thoughts about dowsing rods and toasters.


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