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Asking Apelee

Dear Apelee,

Me and my husband were out shopping together. I noticed he had his hands down his pants. While we were eating in the food court. I asked him ” What are you doing?”. He screamed at me ” I’ve got the crabs!!!”. Should I get a divorce or remarry him? Apelee please help!!!

Signed,
Holly “Left Foot” Yonko

Dear Holly,

More than likely you’ve had a serious head injury. You know you shouldn’t eat at a mall food court. What is wrong with you? The food there is terrible. Except, for Auntie Annie’s pretzels. I could care less if you get divorced. Leave me Alone!

Have a good day.


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