Aggressive Couch 30: Free Meal to Beaver
Sure, this beaver is cute. But have you ever smelled a beaver fart?
So here we are again sleeping on the Couch. Dave was massively hung over tired and kept passing out. Fortunately we had already taped the Steve Jobs interview.
The worst food is the best food – deal with it! Anybody that complains about ‘too much salt’ or ‘that’s high in unsaturated fat’ or ‘that burger has more calories than the entire nation of Upper Volta consumed last year’ should be forced to eat 3 Denny’s Smokin’ Q Three Packs a day for a year. With fries!
iPhone, uPhone, wouldn’t you like to be a phone too – we interview Steve “Hand” Jobs!
Inaccurate Polls – Polls are so far off it’s a joke.
Take me some Slack – if you want people to cut you some slack, you need to take it. Isn’t that the opposite of how it ‘should’ work?
Where are the Arcades – Arcades have been erased and replaced with toddler casinos. You pay your tokens and win tickets to redeem for foam airplanes and other crap they couldn’t have given away on the back of a comic book twenty years ago.
Open Camping Season – Since when is it not legal to kill people camping outside stores to buy consumer goods or movie tickets!!!
Double Team: New Bomb Turks – Information Highway Revisited. If you don’t own this, I would willingly trade your car for it.
And Ron did some Random Thoughts after Dave fell asleep. And we killed the ‘Internet Comment of the Week’ a few episodes ago. Don’t cry. You were warned.
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