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May 2022

Aggressive Couch 83: Hi, I’m Death, Happy to See You!

Posted By on March 28, 2021


Death! We fritter about on the stage for a few hours or something and then we croak, or something like that. Some famous guy said it

Couch 83 is all about death. We skip the obvious stuff like how to be obnoxious at a funeral and get right to the things no one cares about. All delivered with our usual mix of poor attempts at humor and apathy

Death – it’s a wake up call!

Also, we tackle the HHR (it’s done now, we recorded this weeks ago), Weird Paul Petroskey, Fur Mountain, and a new segment called “things we have to mention in order to date this episode even though we have nothing to add (like Covid-19, for instance)”

Finally we review I Care A Lot, the Netflix movie on Netflix

Aggressive Couch 82: Just Because

Posted By on January 30, 2021

So here it is, Couch 82: Just Because

Topic one is “If you’re in a hole, stop digging.” Don’t throw good money after bad. Know when to quit. In other words, sometimes you just have to walk away

“2021 – Now What?” This topic is sort of self-explanatory

Plus a Surprise Movie Review! You’ll never guess what movie Ron reviews this month!

Aggressive Couch 81: What In Tarnation?

Posted By on December 21, 2020

Yes, it is the obligatory 2020 CHRISTMAS Couch!

This month, Dave fixed Ron’s guitar, Ron has another new cat, and Dave has a new mic (which is sooo sensitive!)

We started off discussing Christmas gifts we’d like to give Trump, then our ideas for Christmas movies, and wrapped up with a movie review for Archenemy

Thanks for glistening!

Aggressive Couch 80: The 80s Are Back!

Posted By on November 26, 2020

Today is THNKSGVNGaii in America so we thought we’d open up with things we’re thankful for in 2020! Hey – not everyone we know is dead (yet)!

We also cover guitar rock – is it dead or just no longer alive?

There’s a movie review of Fantasy (which I was going to link to but you try looking up a movie called Fantasy – all you get are fantasy movies!), and stick around for the discussion about microwave pizza

Aggressive Couch 79: The Cat’s Meow

Posted By on November 1, 2020

Two all beet patties, lettuce sauce, special cheese, picking onions on a Sesame Street bun!

This is supposed to be last month’s show but I forgot about it. I though I had already uploaded it! We recorded it on the 11th or something

Anyway, we talk about… well, you’ll just have to listen to it to find out. I know we discussed Daylight Savings time because that was near the end. Other than that, I have no clue. Also, it’s late and I need to go to bed. It’s just after 8:30 PM!

Aggressive Couch 78: Is It a Dream!

Posted By on September 29, 2020

So, this month, we double down on creating yet another below average podcast!

This episode guest stars some birds (Dave had his window open), Dave’s cat, and probably Ron’s dog but maybe I edited that section out

Dreams – some people just don’t know how to talk about dreams. Dreams are absurd and surrealist and fun. Tell us about them! But don’t get too bogged down in the details or we will check out

Too Late – We both got into the Smithereens recently. Pat Dinizio, the singer, died a few years ago, so we’ll never get to see him perform with them. We discuss other things we were too late for, like hearing about a movie after it just left theaters, etc

Movie review: Bill and Ted Can’t Stop Face the Music

And after we ended the first time, we did a little digression about the Orange Cheeto in Chief, so I added it in


Aggressive Couch 77: Mayonnaise on EVERYTHING

Posted By on August 17, 2020

Mmmmmm! Mayo!

This month is all about the Blues Brothers!

The Blues Brothers turns 40 this year, and since we’re also in our forties, we decided to do a full episode on it

Every professional reviewer worth their salt will have something to say about this film. What could we add? Surprisingly little, but we still managed to talk about it for a f***ing hour

We discussed how our dads are stratigraphically bonded to this film, how well it has held up, how dying young saves people from criticism, how great the music is, how terrible most of the games based on it are, and a few other things I can’t remember

We also touched on mayonnaise obsession, Ron’s new significantly better podcast (The DNR Podcast!), and… uh… something else? New hobbies? I think I cut that section

Aggressive Couch 76: Divine Lift Society

Posted By on July 23, 2020

Vroom vroom!

Couch 76 has landed! We managed 2 this month! Consider it a bonus episode. It’s a little short after I cut over 30 minutes of me pointlessly rambling about money, taxes, AirBnB’s, etc. This is what happens when Ron doesn’t have any topics!

Anyway, we cover AirBnB’s again, sports teams changing their names, and “Are We Turning Into our Parents?”

Also, Ron covers Stick, a decent Burt Reynolds movie from his “I can do more than just comedy!” period

All in all, another mediocre episode

Aggressive Couch 75: Killer Looks

Posted By on July 8, 2020

Couch 75 is here!

Songs That You Like That You Don’t Want to Admit That You Like: Ron and Dave share some of their favorites – some are guilty pleasures, some ‘politically incorrect’, and some are songs that should be good but dammit, they just aren’t!

Online Concerts: Is there a point? Is this the future? Dave brings the musician’s perspective and Ron brings the comedian’s

Dead Genre: Most genres never die, they just go out of fashion for a while. But some don’t come back. Prime Time Variety TV, for instance. Why did it never come back? Plus, a deeper discussion of other dead genres

Finally, a review of Killer Looks (1994), a borderline softcore porno. 5.6 review on IMDB! See what Ron and his wife think about it. Is it an underrated gem?

Aggressive Couch 74: Time Baum

Posted By on May 11, 2020

Image shamelessly stolen from The Truth About Cars

The Seventies are BACK! And it’s all our doing!

This week we tackle:

Armed Protestors – do they have daddy issues or mommy issues?

Trump Wins! What country are we moving to?

Mispronounced words – you clod!

News break! Dave turned off the news for almost a week and enjoyed it

We also played ‘when did you drive a car last?’ and ‘what obscure TV cooking show from the 1980’s is Dave watching this week?’

Well, my 3d printed facemask hooks should be done. Gotta run!