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Aggressive Couch 91: No Answer

Posted By on March 16, 2022

This! Is! Aggressive! Couch 91! No answer!

This Couch, we talk about Drunken Smithy, winter still sucks, and our plans for the summer

In other words, we didn’t have anything to say but we still managed to talk for almost an hour

Aggressive Couch 90: Where’s?

Posted By on February 27, 2022

Minimal effort description!

Walking away vs finishing projects

Now is the time to buy a new PC!

Supper Bowl – Cincinnati Reds!

Skid Row Garage has a new place

“How to Fail at Standup Comedy” book

“Catcher in the Rye” also book

Bob Mould May sometime

Weird Al in Summer Saturday Aug 6

Aggressive Couch 89: Extra Width

Posted By on January 21, 2022

This month, I got fed up with stock images. Why put in the effort when our millions of listeners use a podcast player?

This month, Dave buys a bidet, the surprising value of junk cars as snow fence, tiny amps, turning down gigs, Forza Horizon 4, and the new Matrix movie

Plus, a long, heartfelt discussion about ohms

Aggressive Couch 88: Rocket 88

Posted By on December 9, 2021

Super cool

Welcome to Aggressive Couch 88!

This month, we discuss the missing November episode (we always seem to skip it), how Dave sold out and made a gift registry, the Phantom Power venue, the new Megatron Covid variant, friends getting arrested, how “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” by the Ramones is just “Blitzkrieg Bop” in a different key, Hot Wheels, and a bunch of other things!

Aggressive Couch 87: Rock On

Posted By on October 20, 2021

Christelle Bourgeois pic from Unsplash
Rock on, little old lady in the antique shop!

Couch 87: Rock On!

This week on the Couch, we talked about the Downstrokes, St Albans WV, why everyone tries to be funny when commenting on Facebook/Youtube etc, video game speculators, Borderlands 3, little old ladies who run antique shops, and close out with a lot of McDonald’s trivia. 75% of Americans live within 3 miles of a McDonald’s, 85% within 5 miles!

Why do I write this? Does anyone read it? Does anyone even listen? Oh well, we enjoy making it

Aggressive Couch 86: Good For You

Posted By on August 29, 2021

Get your monster cereals today!

This is Aggressive Couch 86! Those monsters sure do look hungry. How can a monster eat if the monster has no food?

This month: I’m tired of trying to be creative. I’m just going to list what we talked about!

Why no second chances? Dave’s last two vacations went well, is it time to cancel the third? Monster Cereals hit the shelves in early August, do we put up the Christmas decorations in September now? Skid Row Garage? Olivia Rodrigo? What is good? Mumble rap?

Aggressive Couch 85: The Guryan

Posted By on July 31, 2021

This is Guryan. The best picture from the first page of Pexels. I didn’t want to bother looking any deeper for a more apt picture. Seems like a nice guy

This month on the Couch, we talked about… let me see, I wrote it down for once….

Over-reacting when we’re sick, how long before shutdown, the Olympics, my new guitar, how I’ve hardly driven my new car, Altoona (Party City!), and Ron reviews the Gunpowder Milkshake movie

Thankfully, Bird Week is almost over

Aggressive Couch 84: Lumber

Posted By on June 30, 2021

It’s Couch 84! I can’t remember what we talked about (again) so it’s up to you to find out!

We really enjoy making these, but since nobody really listens, I’ve decided to upload this with minimal effort. No theme, no editing, no anything. Lazy or what?

Aggressive Couch 83: Hi, I’m Death, Happy to See You!

Posted By on March 28, 2021


Death! We fritter about on the stage for a few hours or something and then we croak, or something like that. Some famous guy said it

Couch 83 is all about death. We skip the obvious stuff like how to be obnoxious at a funeral and get right to the things no one cares about. All delivered with our usual mix of poor attempts at humor and apathy

Death – it’s a wake up call!

Also, we tackle the HHR (it’s done now, we recorded this weeks ago), Weird Paul Petroskey, Fur Mountain, and a new segment called “things we have to mention in order to date this episode even though we have nothing to add (like Covid-19, for instance)”

Finally we review I Care A Lot, the Netflix movie on Netflix

Aggressive Couch 82: Just Because

Posted By on January 30, 2021

So here it is, Couch 82: Just Because

Topic one is “If you’re in a hole, stop digging.” Don’t throw good money after bad. Know when to quit. In other words, sometimes you just have to walk away

“2021 – Now What?” This topic is sort of self-explanatory

Plus a Surprise Movie Review! You’ll never guess what movie Ron reviews this month!