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June 2017
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Second Source Urine

Posted By on March 26, 2017

I have been sick on the first weekend of autocross. So much for running a full season. Not really feeling it anyway.

Lego my RMS

Posted By on March 23, 2017

Big, big week this week! I got free lunch 4 days in a row at work this week, and I worked so many damn hours of overtime I can leave early Friday and still take Monday off.

Hollywood Oscar Grafts

Posted By on March 11, 2017

I just heard that there was a mistake at this year’s Oscars. I thought Oscar was a cheap ripoff of Trolls on the Amiga 1200. Or was that Dennis?

Overtly Sensuous Apple Juice

Posted By on March 5, 2017

I keep forgetting to update the site. Been too busy writing songs like “With Legs Wide Open”, “Cats On Patrol”, “My Vagina (Makes Me a Man)”, and “How to Deal With Death (As A Roommate).”

Edit: This is true.

Phantom of the Underpants

Posted By on February 19, 2017

I think the problem with the Phantom Menace is that it’s too much of a kiddie movie, rather than a family movie.

I am, of course, writing this from my house, and not from a posh hotel in swanky downtown Altoona, PA.


Feb 14

Posted By on February 14, 2017

Just another cold day in February. And Turtle’s birthday.

Dem Man Titties

Posted By on February 6, 2017

I drove my Caddy again today! But tomorrow it’s supposed to rain, so back into the toybox it goes.

We Built This City on Eggplants and Yogurt

Posted By on February 2, 2017

I went back to Dr Kcoc today. All my blood levels are normal!

Punt That mUTHa

Posted By on January 31, 2017

I ate too much. And I didn’t go to the gym!

Huggable Offense

Posted By on January 22, 2017

I went for a walk today. I went down to the river with a sack of puppies! And some rocks. It’s not what you’re thinking! I gave them to a nice farm family.