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Reviews of Horror Movies I Haven’t Seen

Posted By on December 28, 2017

The Shining: Really well respected. I haven’t seen it, but I did see the Simpsons parody. Does this still count as unseen?

Killer Klowns from Outer Space: The theme song is okay, but the Dickies have done so much better. I don’t wanna watch this movie. Clowns don’t scare me, and I suspect that people who do fear them are just putting me on

Lake Placid: Comedy horror flicks only work well if you’re familiar with the tropes. I’m not, so I think I’ll skip it

Rawhead Rex: My uncle Billy tried to get me to watch this with him. We played with his SNES instead. I miss him

Mountaintop Motel Massacre: Oh, wait, I did watch this one

Cult of Chucky: One of the best Chucky films. It’s amazing how long dead franchises can come back more vital than ever when taken over by – wait, is that a cat hair on my keyboard? My cat’s been dead for years. He sure shed a lot

Movies I Haven’t Seen 3: Christmas 2

Posted By on December 23, 2017

Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny: So bad it’s good or so bad it’s bad? I usually don’t like things like this

The Ref: Norr says it’s great. Our tastes overlap a lot

Ernest Saves Christmas: I like Ernest in small doses. VERY small doses. No way am I sitting through a feature length film. Maybe if he only made a cameo in his own movie?

The Man Who Invented Christmas: Not my kind of thing. I don’t like historical fiction AT ALL

A Christmas Carol (various): I saw the one with Mickey. That one was good. I was eight at the time. Haven’t seen the others. Unless you count Scrooged

Mr. Krueger’s Christmas: It stars Jimmy Stewart, not Robert Englund. Probably good if you’re Mormon. Comedy gold if you’re an atheist

More Christmas Movies That I Haven’t Seen Reviews

Posted By on December 21, 2017

Elf: I generally don’t like this sort of asinine humor. The guy who stars in it just doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t remember his name.

Nightmare Before Christmas: My sister liked it. It has ‘cult film’ written all over it.

Cooper’s Christmas: Peter Keleghan is in this. I like Peter Keleghan!

Die Hard: It has Bruce Willis. I never really cared for him as an actor. He was funny that one time I saw him on SNL back in the 80’s, though.

Christmas with the Kranks: Does it deserve its bad reputation? Probably not, but even if it’s not as bad as people say, I bet it’s still pretty bad.

Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen

Posted By on December 17, 2017

The Last Jedi: I hear it’s pretty good. Which is a colossal let down for what was supposed to be THE movie of the year

Dad Takes a Fishing Trip: I can only assume that this is Joe Gage doing what Joe Gage does best – gay porn films with barely comprehensible plots

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Allegedly a timeless classic!

Santa with Muscles: Supposed to be one of the worst Christmas movies of all time

Gremlins 2: People say it’s better than the first one

Video Bacon

Posted By on November 19, 2017

I guess ‘orange’ is the tolerance. Ah ha ha! Resistor humor!

Action Zaxxon

Posted By on September 2, 2017


Camaro pics for FRRAX

Posted By on August 2, 2017

1991 Z28, 113k miles, factory 350 TPI, converted to NWC T5.

The good: Currently inspected. Starts right up. 17″ CTW (not CCW!) wheels, barely used NT05 tires, yellow Konis, adjustable torque arm, Eibach springs, 1983 Z28 plastic hood (original steel ‘power bulge’ hood included). I won a few local autocrosses in ESP and C Mod.

The bad: paint has a lot of runs, interior is rough, the clutch slips (clutch is new, flywheel needs resurfaced), gauges have a good sense of humor, and it hasn’t been driven much in the last 2 years.

Also comes with a truckload of extra parts. Original high rise spoiler, original auto trans, original springs, 15″ and 16″ cross-lace (two piece!) TA wheels, a broken T5WC trans, aluminum Corvette heads, iron 305 heads, mystery cam, carb intake, shorty headers, SFCs, and a pile of other stuff I never got around to installing (some Trans Am parts as well).

Great candidate for restore or racing. $2,000 with the parts, $1,000,000 without (I really want to clean out my garage!) Car is located in Glen Rock, PA.

Date TBD

Posted By on July 27, 2017

Let’s make PICKLES!!!


Posted By on July 23, 2017

Going to spectate at an autocross later today. I remember when this was a big part of my life. Not sure why I abandoned it. I mean I quit WoW, so anything’s possible, but I’ve gone back to WoW on occasion. I have autocrossed exactly once since I quit, and didn’t particularly enjoy it. Ok, part of it was the car, but still.

Raisin Bar

Posted By on July 8, 2017

Anybody want a 1991 Camaro?