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My Documentary Roots

Posted By on April 28, 2017

Today is an excellent day to stay inside and dry clothes in the dryer.

Song About Shed

Posted By on April 24, 2017

How I spent my day off: DOING NOTHING! Something that I happen to be exceptionally good at.

My Peanuts

Posted By on April 14, 2017

Writing about architecture is like tap dancing about mine fields.

Puree of Soap

Posted By on April 9, 2017

My Focus has an exhaust leak. It has since I bought it. It went through inspection twice with it. But today, I fix it. Sorta tired of not being able to hear the radio, and the carbon monoxide always makes me sleepy.

Sweet Little Hi-Fi

Posted By on April 5, 2017

Hint to Ford Focus owners – you don’t need a fart pipe, just develop a hole in your flex pipe!

Cool Little Lobster

Posted By on March 29, 2017

My band has a show Saturday. I hope they don’t grill us again like they did last time.

Second Source Urine

Posted By on March 26, 2017

I have been sick on the first weekend of autocross. So much for running a full season. Not really feeling it anyway.

Lego my RMS

Posted By on March 23, 2017

Big, big week this week! I got free lunch 4 days in a row at work this week, and I worked so many damn hours of overtime I can leave early Friday and still take Monday off.

Hollywood Oscar Grafts

Posted By on March 11, 2017

I just heard that there was a mistake at this year’s Oscars. I thought Oscar was a cheap ripoff of Trolls on the Amiga 1200. Or was that Dennis?

Overtly Sensuous Apple Juice

Posted By on March 5, 2017

I keep forgetting to update the site. Been too busy writing songs like “With Legs Wide Open”, “Cats On Patrol”, “My Vagina (Makes Me a Man)”, and “How to Deal With Death (As A Roommate).”

Edit: This is true.