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Aggressive Couch Episode 22: Beyond Reason

Welcome to the new Monday edition of The Aggressive Couch. Look what we’ve found between the cushions this week! (It’s sort of political).

Stealing the Spotlight FAIL is about people who claim to have lost loved ones in some recent tragedy, when in fact their loved one was discovered living in Florida six months ago and is getting along quite well in fact.

‘The Way Things Were’. Look, stop pining for the good old days. We prove that today is vastly superior to the 1950’s.

Bleeding Heart Conservatives: if you take any diatribe by Glen Beck, remove the words ‘government’ and replace it with ‘the rich’, you get the exact same crap the bleeding heart liberals always spout off about. All politics is based on ‘entitlement’.

Rewriting history for your political views: thank you McLeroy, I was beginning to think Kansas had a lock on having the most ignorant, backwards school curriculum.

Gay for Reagan: a burning desire for manhood. Reagan is dead. Stop digging up the corpse.

Stop Dating Yourself: time marches on. We know. Please limit yourself to one ‘when I was your age’ comment per year. Unless we’re actually discussing how things HAVE changed, don’t bring it up!

Gag reels: where are the bloopers for ‘The Passion of the Christ?’

All this, an internet comment of the week, Dave’s ‘Take Out My Garbage’ contest, Ron’s burning desire for manhood, and a whole lot less!


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