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Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen

The Last Jedi: I hear it’s pretty good. Which is a colossal let down for what was supposed to be THE movie of the year

Dad Takes a Fishing Trip: I can only assume that this is Joe Gage doing what Joe Gage does best – gay porn films with barely comprehensible plots

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Allegedly a timeless classic!

Santa with Muscles: Supposed to be one of the worst Christmas movies of all time

Gremlins 2: People say it’s better than the first one

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