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Fresh and Stale Leftover Salad

MM is upset about me storing bad food in the refrigerator. It looks gross and stinks up the fridge.

I say that throwing it into the garbage makes the whole kitchen stink. Leave it in the fridge and I’ll throw it out Monday.

She says to put it into a plastic bag and throw it into the outside garbage bin.

I reply that the last time I did that, the bag leaked and I had to clean (“rice”) from the garbage can. And I didn’t have any bug spray so I had to use gas. So now the garbage can smells like rotten flesh and a fuel spill, even after 2 weeks.

So we agreed to cover it with aluminum foil and throw it out Monday.

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