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Whenceforth the Malls?

Here in Dork Park, PA, it seems all the malls have died or been converted into “Shopping Centers”. I remember the days when these majestic beasts roamed the hills. But the mall is alive and well in West Virginia! Go figure.

In other news, Turtle is fixing up some sort of “chicken a la leftover cereal” for dinner. Did I tell you he hacked my Paypal account and ordered 3 copies of Munch Man? This is what he’s doing to make up for it.


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