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What A Senseless Waste

You may have noticed that we haven’t been updating the last few days. Well, there was a personal tragedy here at the Couch. Our new friend, Baseball Rat… I don’t know how to tell you this, folks, but… he chewed through the power cord. Not just for the computer, but for my whole neighborhood. We’ve been out of power since the 4th.

There wasn’t much left but a charred furry lump. Football Fox said, as you’d expect, that it was a little over-done, but surprisingly tender. Then again he eats raw goat. Not too convinced of his culinary prowess.

Anyway, we expect to be back next week. Don’t expect any baseball tips, though. We may still be able to get Nascar Weasel, and Hockey Trilobite promised to get back to me, but Basketball Horse decided to go in a different direction.


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