The Aggressive Couch

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Kill It, Then Mate With It

This story is horrible! How can we celebrate Christmas knowing that this just happened! That’s it – I’m cancelling the holiday. This has nothing to do with the fact that I’ve received all my presents already but have yet to give any. Just talk quietly amongst yourselves while I get some sleep.

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