The Aggressive Couch

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I’ve been feeling nostalgic. I always get this way when cleaning the fridge. I hope it doesn’t mean I’m dying or anything – that’s what I’m cleaning the fridge to prevent!

Anyway, I found some pomes written by Norr and I thought I’d share one.

Hacking My Roommates:

Gonna Hack You to bits

giving me the shits

never clean up yourself not good for my health


Hacking my roommates

It feels great

Fulfill my death wishes

Or do your dishes


Dirty the bathroom

I’ll seal your tomb

Vacuum the floor

or body parts to store


You streak the windows

Watch the mold grow

Make me feel sick

meet my hatchet!

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