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How is it that today it is illegal to marry pork rinds? Yes, when I can’t think of anything to write, I just start randomly combining nouns and verbs until something comes out that doesn’t make me want to stick a fork in my eye. Or I just write a common saying and substitute the word “frog”. This works especially good with religious themes.

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