Ape Nuts
Don’t you hate pirating a CD only to find it only has one good song on it? Almost makes me wish I’d paid for it.
You know what else I hate? When the hot water runs out during shower sex. Or shower masturbation. Or when the water line to your house breaks altogether.
And does anyone care that tonight the stars revolve? It’s true!
Yes, I have nothing to write.
“Yes, I have nothing to write.”